1. Cowboy's Avatar
    Lol i wouldnt mind it
    2011-03-31 06:05 AM
  2. moon#pie's Avatar
    Hire me!
    2011-03-31 06:06 AM
  3. StealthBravo's Avatar
    Lol i wouldnt mind it
    I wouldn't mind a million in sales from you.
    2011-03-31 06:07 AM
  4. Cowboy's Avatar
    If that one dude 250k in a month i am sure i could do way more than a mil
    2011-03-31 06:09 AM
  5. StealthBravo's Avatar
    If that one dude 250k in a month i am sure i could do way more than a mil
    I will pay you the same as I pay him, a 10% commission on all sales and quarterly bonuses for exceeding sales goals.
    2011-03-31 06:12 AM
  6. Orby's Avatar
    Mine did the same thing until I downloaded About SwitchResX

    Now even though my 32" is natively 720p I am comfortably outputting at:

    My display will just not go above 1280x1024 now, no matter how hard I push it. SwitchResX just says "not installed--invalid?" on any custom resolution higher than that--trying to pass the argument with com.apple.Boot.plist just results in a black screen. It's definitely not my GPU, as it's reporting it can handle 2 [email protected] displays (per its specifications, without OC).

    Hire me!
    Screw that, y'all know y'all wanna hire me! I need a new job (work tonight was painful. My team, a Division 2 team, lost to a Division 10 team /who was down a player/).
    2011-03-31 06:12 AM
  7. Cowboy's Avatar
    I will pay you the same as I pay him, a 10% commission on all sales and quarterly bonuses for exceeding sales goals.
    Dude if you serious we need to talk lol i may be moving
    2011-03-31 06:15 AM
  8. Simon's Avatar
    Orb, my buddy, my pal, my friend who knows all. Tell me.....why does my iPod touch 4g wifi suck big time when connected to a time capsule wifi network but works perfectly fine when connected to a wifi network created by my iPhone 4 running off of 3G? Every other device on the time capsule wifi works normally.

    Any ideas?
    2011-03-31 06:18 AM
  9. one1's Avatar
    You wanna sell a stapler? I'll show you how to sell a stapler. Watch this........



    ONE1- "do you have a stapler currently?"

    Boss- "no, but I use my wife's when I need one"

    ONE1- You use your wife's, eh? How's your relationship with her?

    Boss- What? Um... it's like any other I guess.

    ONE1- So you argue about things sometimes, right?

    Boss- Well yes all couples have some arguments.

    ONE1- So it is possible to say that it's not a perfect marriage and someday you and your wife MIGHT not see eye to eye anymore right?

    Boss- Well, I guess..... we work things out when we argue though.

    ONE1- Right but that's because both of you are making good money right now since she's a Regional Manager and you're a Store Manager of a big box company. Has things ever been tighter on money with you two?

    Boss- Sure, we had a rough start and argued about money a lot.... lol... hell we almost got divorced the first year just from money problems. Those were the days........

    ONE1- Ok so with the current economy 10 major corporations just closed and 112 others just eliminated their higher paid workforce to bring in younger talent cheaper wouldn't it be reasonable to think that this time next year she and you will be fighting after one of you lose your job and the bills get tight again?

    Boss- Yeah well I'm sure we'd argue if that happened, we always did over money.

    ONE1- So the day you want to go get lunch with your friends and get out of the house and off the computer looking for a job and she starts a fight because you are spending money you don't have just to get a little peace out from under her constant nagging would it be safe to say that this might cause a potential break up if it goes on until you hate each other?

    Boss- Um...ok I guess since it has happened in the past I would say it COULD happen. What does any of this have to do with this stapler?

    ONE1- When her lawyer serves you with papers and you have to sit there pissed off signing the summons to court and he gives you your copy of the papers loosely that he printed off the copy machine what are you gonna do...... borrow her goddamn stapler?

    Boss- "OK, I'll take it."
    2011-03-31 06:22 AM
  10. StealthBravo's Avatar
    Dude if you serious we need to talk lol i may be moving
    I am serious, just know that closing these size deals is very tough.

    You wanna sell a stapler? I'll show you how to sell a stapler. Watch this........



    ONE1- "do you have a stapler currently?"

    Boss- "no, but I use my wife's when I need one"

    ONE1- You use your wife's, eh? How's your relationship with her?

    Boss- What? Um... it's like any other I guess.

    ONE1- So you argue about things sometimes, right?

    Boss- Well yes all couples have some arguments.

    ONE1- So it is possible to say that it's not a perfect marriage and someday you and your wife MIGHT not see eye to eye anymore right?

    Boss- Well, I guess..... we work things out when we argue though.

    ONE1- Right but that's because both of you are making good money right now since she's a Regional Manager and you're a Store Manager of a big box company. Has things ever been tighter on money with you two?

    Boss- Sure, we had a rough start and argued about money a lot.... lol... hell we almost got divorced the first year just from money problems. Those were the days........

    ONE1- Ok so with the current economy 10 major corporations just closed and 112 others just eliminated their higher paid workforce to bring in younger talent cheaper wouldn't it be reasonable to think that this time next year she and you will be fighting after one of you lose your job and the bills get tight again?

    Boss- Yeah well I'm sure we'd argue if that happened, we always did over money.

    ONE1- So the day you want to go get lunch with your friends and get out of the house and off the computer looking for a job and she starts a fight because you are spending money you don't have just to get a little peace out from under her constant nagging would it be safe to say that this might cause a potential break up if it goes on until you hate each other?

    Boss- Um...ok I guess since it has happened in the past I would say it COULD happen. What does any of this have to do with this stapler?

    ONE1- When her lawyer serves you with papers and you have to sit there pissed off signing the summons to court and he gives you your copy of the papers loosely that he printed off the copy machine what are you gonna do...... borrow her goddamn stapler?

    Boss- "OK, I'll take it."

    need a job?
    Last edited by StealthBravo; 2011-03-31 at 06:25 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    2011-03-31 06:25 AM
  11. Orby's Avatar
    Orb, my buddy, my pal, my friend who knows all. Tell me.....why does my iPod touch 4g wifi suck big time when connected to a time capsule wifi network but works perfectly fine when connected to a wifi network created by my iPhone 4 running off of 3G? Every other device on the time capsule wifi works normally.

    Any ideas?
    Y'all are far too generous with your compliments, lol.

    The Time Capsule... what generation/size is it?

    All I can think of immediately is the device is the old single-band model (5GHz) or is otherwise only broadcasting the "N" on 5GHz (which the iPT4G cannot broadcast/receive on) and therefore the iPT4G is only seeing the b/g network?

    Check your DHCP access logs?

    --Going to see if this boot.plist edit works for display rez. May not be back very soon, lol (at me on Twitter, I've got my phone).
    2011-03-31 06:27 AM
  12. Cowboy's Avatar
    I am serious, just know that closing these size deals is very tough.
    You may be receiving an email shortly
    2011-03-31 06:28 AM
  13. StealthBravo's Avatar
    You may be receiving an email shortly
    Sure, look forward to it. I provide quality leads.
    2011-03-31 06:30 AM
  14. Cowboy's Avatar
    Awesome
    2011-03-31 06:31 AM
  15. StealthBravo's Avatar
    Damn, I am hungry now
    2011-03-31 06:32 AM
  16. one1's Avatar
    My display will just not go above 1280x1024 now, no matter how hard I push it. SwitchResX just says "not installed--invalid?" on any custom resolution higher than that--trying to pass the argument with com.apple.Boot.plist just results in a black screen. It's definitely not my GPU, as it's reporting it can handle 2 [email protected] displays (per its specifications, without OC).
    urdoinitwrong.

    There is help on the net about that error, I had to search and read it myself. You need to remember your resolution on the external can only be the mirror of the internal. SO set the internal higher than the external native and work the external in ResX to the resolution you want which is going to be close to what I have set. From there you just have to get the rest of the settings right. Google for help, it will work.


    need a job?
    I quit hardcore aggressive commission sales when they wouldn't let me sell the way I needed to sell to close the deal. We all know the top salesman doesn't use the "5 steps to successful selling" handbook they pass out. They (Campo electronics) lost their top salesperson that year.
    2011-03-31 06:32 AM
  17. StealthBravo's Avatar

    I quit hardcore aggressive commission sales when they wouldn't let me sell the way I needed to sell to close the deal. We all know the top salesman doesn't use the "5 steps to successful selling" handbook they pass out. They (Campo electronics) lost their top salesperson that year.
    haha I love it. There is nothing more enjoyable than listening to a top-tier aggressive salesperson without restrictions go to work on a potential client. I want more hard closers
    2011-03-31 06:34 AM
  18. Simon's Avatar
    Y'all are far too generous with your compliments, lol.

    The Time Capsule... what generation/size is it?

    All I can think of immediately is the device is the old single-band model (5GHz) or is otherwise only broadcasting the "N" on 5GHz (which the iPT4G cannot broadcast/receive on) and therefore the iPT4G is only seeing the b/g network?

    Check your DHCP access logs?

    --Going to see if this boot.plist edit works for display rez. May not be back very soon, lol (at me on Twitter, I've got my phone).
    It's the newest dual band 1tb model. My iPhone 4 was having the same
    issues too before I updated to 4.3. The touch is still on 4.2.1. I have tried messing with settings. Restoring the iPod. No dice. Wifi slow as molasses on that wifi network. Cydia is almost unusable on it. Takes 10 minutes to download something that takes 30 seconds using my iPhone as a access point. I just don't understand why it's doing it.
    2011-03-31 06:35 AM
  19. Cowboy's Avatar
    True i sell way different then most people because i look so young i mean i am young but i look 12 so i have to approach people differently and sell differently then my peers. I was also the youngest person in the district at 19 when i started the next closest was 21
    2011-03-31 06:35 AM
  20. one1's Avatar
    I am serious, just know that closing these size deals is very tough.
    I find them to be EASIER. People nitpick the piss out of small tickets, but large tickets only need to appeal to the buyer and pass the accountant bridge. Crunch the numbers and undercut the competitor, then take the buyer out for Lobster and talk about his interests outside work for 45 minutes of the hour, then close in the last 15 minutes over a tummy full of lobster and crab.
    2011-03-31 06:35 AM
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