1. StealthBravo's Avatar
    The things I have seen in there can NEVER be unseen....
    lmao so true
    2011-04-02 07:51 AM
  2. one1's Avatar
    Ive had enough coffee today to wake the dead so i better stop there. I'm on the road to being diabetic in 6 months or less plan consisting of sugar, creamer, and eight o'clock coffee.
    2011-04-02 07:55 AM
  3. Orby's Avatar
    Okay, I'm feeling game enough (and I'm stone sober, no less) to share a story!

    WHO WANTS STORY TIME?! GOOD!

    Orby knows a woman.
    She is hotter than N'awlins on July 4th with no air conditioner (and is as into gaming as Orby is).
    She needed her grades changed.
    She contacted Orby with a deal: change her grades for... making Orby into a man.
    Orby changed her grades.
    A bro heard Orby did this act of black-hattery, and asked for details on how he did it.
    Orby told the bro the name of the system; that the system used NTLM authentication with a 32-bit salt. Orby provided the necessary rainbow table.
    Orby reconnoiters with the female, proves grades are changed, asks for payment.
    She stiffs Orby on payment.
    Orby is pissed off, changes grades back on iPad while she's watching.
    Time passes.
    Orby found out yesterday that the bro who asked him how to break into the system broke in after he changed it back, changed the grades himself, and received Orby's promised payment.

    ...

    I just facepalmed as I saw the proof come up in my news feed. Le sigh.

    Anyway: pie. Discuss.
    2011-04-02 07:55 AM
  4. Simon's Avatar
    It does get pretty crazy in there. If you guys only knew.
    2011-04-02 07:55 AM
  5. StealthBravo's Avatar
    Ive had enough coffee today to wake the dead so i better stop there. I'm on the road to being diabetic in 6 months or less plan consisting of sugar, creamer, and eight o'clock coffee.
    I love coffee too much
    2011-04-02 07:55 AM
  6. moon#pie's Avatar
    Okay, I'm feeling game enough (and I'm stone sober, no less) to share a story!

    WHO WANTS STORY TIME?! GOOD!

    Orby knows a woman.
    She is hotter than N'awlins on July 4th with no air conditioner (and is as into gaming as Orby is).
    She needed her grades changed.
    She contacted Orby with a deal: change her grades for... making Orby into a man.
    Orby changed her grades.
    A bro heard Orby did this act of black-hattery, and asked for details on how he did it.
    Orby told the bro the name of the system; that the system used NTLM authentication with a 32-bit salt. Orby provided the necessary rainbow table.
    Orby reconnoiters with the female, proves grades are changed, asks for payment.
    She stiffs Orby on payment.
    Orby is pissed off, changes grades back on iPad while she's watching.
    Time passes.
    Orby found out yesterday that the bro who asked him how to break into the system broke in after he changed it back, changed the grades himself, and received Orby's promised payment.

    ...

    I just facepalmed as I saw the proof come up in my news feed. Le sigh.

    Anyway: pie. Discuss.
    Turn him in and call it a sting operation. That's what I would do.
    2011-04-02 08:01 AM
  7. StealthBravo's Avatar
    Take the pie now
    2011-04-02 08:02 AM
  8. moon#pie's Avatar
    13 to go stealth!
    2011-04-02 08:03 AM
  9. Simon's Avatar
    2011-04-02 08:04 AM
  10. StealthBravo's Avatar
    Where you been?
    2011-04-02 08:05 AM
  11. Simon's Avatar
    2011-04-02 08:06 AM
  12. Orby's Avatar
    Turn him in and call it a sting operation. That's what I would do.
    I've got enough information on the two of them (the school /district/ in question has /all/ their students' information in one centralized MySQL 4.1.x DB).

    The question is: sic the /b/tards on them, or go with the sting?

    OT:

    NOMNOMNOM PIE!
    2011-04-02 08:06 AM
  13. Simon's Avatar
    2011-04-02 08:06 AM
  14. StealthBravo's Avatar
    Blackmail and then wax dat ***
    2011-04-02 08:07 AM
  15. moon#pie's Avatar
    Sting.
    2011-04-02 08:07 AM
  16. Simon's Avatar
    2011-04-02 08:07 AM
  17. StealthBravo's Avatar
    not for me
    2011-04-02 08:07 AM
  18. Simon's Avatar
    2011-04-02 08:08 AM
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    2011-04-02 08:08 AM
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    2011-04-02 08:08 AM
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