1. ALL DAY's Avatar
    Wrap your whacker before you attack her...
    Respect your elders.
    2009-04-12 09:31 AM
  2. SharpieBandit's Avatar
    1f y0u c4IV r34d 7h15, y0u n33d t0 g37 l41d.
    Uhm nah. I'm waiting.
    Steam ID: gentrytj
    Origin ID: gentrytj
    Gamertag: TJ McHoonigan
    PSN ID: TheWyzeMan
    Twitch.TV: TJ_McHoonigan
    2009-04-13 12:29 AM
  3. Zwayne's Avatar
    Wrap your whacker before you attack her...
    LOL....he won't get that for...hehehehe
    2009-04-13 02:37 AM
  4. cpjr's Avatar
    ^lmao.
    2009-04-13 02:39 AM
  5. NeoNightmareX's Avatar
    1) Cover your stump before you hump
    2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
    3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
    4) When in doubt shroud you spout

    And 157 more right here:
    161 condom sayings
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

    I can't find Cydia on app store
    2009-04-13 03:09 AM
  6. Zwayne's Avatar
    I don't use rain coat's.....But I have....
    2009-04-13 03:17 AM
  7. NeoNightmareX's Avatar
    Dude, you should always blanket old juicy before you plug old loosey.
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

    I can't find Cydia on app store
    2009-04-13 03:25 AM
  8. Zwayne's Avatar
    I have been married for 22 years now....LOL
    2009-04-13 04:01 AM
  9. NeoNightmareX's Avatar
    Well then.....I apologize for calling your wife old loosey.
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

    I can't find Cydia on app store
    2009-04-13 04:03 AM
  10. cpjr's Avatar
    I dont thanks to the miracles of modern science
    2009-04-13 04:10 AM
  11. Zwayne's Avatar
    Well then.....I apologize for calling your wife old loosey.
    NP....I was in the delivery room for both of my daughters birth....

    I dont thanks to the miracles of modern science
    ^shooting blanks now??? LOL
    Last edited by Zwayne; 2009-04-13 at 04:28 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    2009-04-13 04:28 AM
  12. NeoNightmareX's Avatar
    ^shooting blanks now??? LOL
    It's funny because that means he's sterile /obvious
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

    I can't find Cydia on app store
    2009-04-13 04:30 AM
  13. cpjr's Avatar
    ^Ok, not my miracles.....hers, call it plugged

    Mine works just fine....thanks for assuming...hahahahahaha
    2009-04-13 04:30 AM
  14. NeoNightmareX's Avatar
    Whoa, you broke it?
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

    I can't find Cydia on app store
    2009-04-13 04:31 AM
  15. pacmac's Avatar
    happy bunny day....

    so there was some orange rit dye left so i took it and dye my white incase and left the bottom white..i sticked my little apple sticker that came with my new shuffle..came out really nice too shiny

    THANK ME THANK THANK AGAIN..
    2009-04-13 04:38 AM
  16. Zwayne's Avatar
    A IUD or female condom
    2009-04-13 04:39 AM
  17. NeoNightmareX's Avatar
    A IUD or female condom
    Psst.....I know
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

    I can't find Cydia on app store
    2009-04-13 04:40 AM
  18. cpjr's Avatar
    psst. I know too

    Pacmac.....that looks good.
    2009-04-13 04:42 AM
  19. NeoNightmareX's Avatar
    Just to clarify, I know, but not from experience. I don't touch other wimmins.
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

    I can't find Cydia on app store
    2009-04-13 04:45 AM
  20. Zwayne's Avatar
    happy bunny day....

    so there was some orange rit dye left so i took it and dye my white incase and left the bottom white..i sticked my little apple sticker that came with my new shuffle..came out really nice too shiny

    Nice job....it looks good!!
    2009-04-13 04:49 AM
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