1. one1's Avatar
    No, apple owns your soul. It's somewhere in the purchase agreement.
    2008-10-20 05:34 AM
  2. cpjr's Avatar
    ^^Hahaha, and ya'll are scared to brick your phone....hmmm, think about that one
    2008-10-20 05:38 AM
  3. luistohe123's Avatar
    jajaja Ok...funniest thread in MMi
    2008-10-20 05:46 AM
  4. lillewis51's Avatar
    hmmm the problem doesn't seem to be apple turning off the phone it seems to be their power to make people wet their pants... some kind of remote they set up. and as one said they own your soul
    2008-10-20 06:46 AM
  5. Alperovich's Avatar
    No, apple owns your soul. It's somewhere in the purchase agreement.
    its true, first u buy a 2G iphone, first week its out. THEN u mod the F out of it, then u get the 3G even thou u know your FM transmitter and Alpine ipod cable wont work, bettery life isn't gonna be awesome but u love it anyways, then u end up getting a macbook even thou it doesn't have firewire so it sucks............just saying my macbook arrives tomorrow
    2008-10-20 07:32 AM
  6. 461am's Avatar
    so what did we hand over when we signed the second purchase agreement?
    2008-10-20 07:44 AM
  7. vasilis2000's Avatar
    Although I highly doubt this happened in purpose more like coincidence to me, cause Apple cannot [email protected] iphones remotely (they already do it by themselves no need of external help ), if many have this issue by entering that store, then tell it to some1 in there so they fix the problem no?
    2008-10-20 08:30 AM
  8. cpjr's Avatar
    so what did we hand over when we signed the second purchase agreement?
    Have you had any children yet
    2008-10-20 08:36 AM
  9. 461am's Avatar
    ohmygod.
    2008-10-20 09:07 AM
  10. soulthoughts's Avatar
    I had something similar happen. I usually have my phone in my right, front pants pocket. Yesterday for some reason I had it in left, front pants pocket. BUT I had a pear in the pocket where my phone normally is.

    I walked in the apple store and not only did I pee my pants, but the pear was gone and in it's place was an apple. Fear not, there is a fix, there's is a nice little app in Cydia called 'iBlockAppleFromMakingMePeeInMyPants,' install it and you're golden. However, I don't think this will fix the pear issue; or other fruits in your pockets for that matter.
    2008-10-21 11:01 PM
  11. lillewis51's Avatar
    watch out they could sue you for bringing a different fruit into their store
    2008-10-22 03:21 AM
  12. Napoleon_PhoneApart's Avatar
    I walked into the Apple store the other day with a jailbroken iPhone in my pocket, and the guy next to me that walked in wet his pants! Whew! Lucky for me Apple targeted the wrong guy - they must have thought HE had the jailbroken iPhone, and so I got away scot-free! I don't know how they did it... but I KNOW they made him do it.
    That ain't nothing. A couple days ago I walked into my local Apple store and my wanger exploded. Talk about the totality of bummation...
    2008-10-22 04:57 AM
  13. one1's Avatar
    watch out they could sue you for bringing a different fruit into their store
    You been in an apple store lately? They hire every kind of fruit they can get. Everyone in there is fruity as hell.
    2008-10-22 05:52 AM
  14. 461am's Avatar
    ^and they high-five each other every now and then... Gives me the creeps.
    2008-10-22 06:26 AM
  15. cpjr's Avatar
    ^^I dont mind the high-five's.....

    Its the "Good game" a%# slaps that get to me
    2008-10-22 06:50 AM
  16. saifeeab's Avatar
    after quite some time coming across a funny thread on MMi.... love the posts
    2008-10-22 11:20 AM
  17. defmute's Avatar
    This is why I always carry foil with me.

    While I was at the apple store this past weekend I felt something in the back of my head that could only be described as a spidersense kicking in warning me about something.

    Without thinking I pulled out my phone and wrapped it in the foil and about 2 seconds later I heard a few people's phone's buzz and they pulled them out.....dead.

    I beat that situation, thank god.
    2008-10-22 03:41 PM
  18. soulthoughts's Avatar
    Update...I went in the Apple store and it seems they might have caught on the foil hack. I had my phone wrapped in foil to see if they made me wet my pants, fortunately I didn't. BUT, when they detected the foil around my phone, I was forced to pee on someone else's pants.
    2008-10-22 07:25 PM
  19. mike1114's Avatar
    I think its cause MLB is watching us........
    2008-10-22 10:33 PM
  20. Napoleon_PhoneApart's Avatar
    Phillies or Rays?
    Last edited by Napoleon_PhoneApart; 2008-10-23 at 10:35 PM.
    2008-10-23 02:06 AM
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