1. slim.jim's Avatar
    I'm going to sue Google and Microsoft because Chrome and IE allowed me to visit porn sites. I'd sue Apple too for Safari but I'll let him have Apple.
    2013-07-15 12:09 AM
  2. Dark_Ninja's Avatar
    If he had filed suit in California there is a good chance he would win. jurors in California are notoriously foolish.
    This Is the second best post I ever seen! Maybe the lawyer should use an android phone so when he types he can pick what word he wants to use since it offers suggestions.. Also the Blackberry Z10 keyboard as well.
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    2013-07-15 12:09 AM
  3. i113's Avatar
    Hahahahha, he's mad his wife isn't 21 anymore? I wonder if he's the same strapping dapper man he was at 21?

    She's probably in the other room jilling off to someone that isn't a useless tool of a lawyer xD

    Excellet article, mmi. I needed a good laugh today.
    2013-07-15 12:14 AM
  4. StuG III's Avatar
    So we know who's crazy.
    2013-07-15 12:20 AM
  5. bigboyz's Avatar
    I guess we don't have enough erroneous court cases..I see we have added yet another. Walks away.
    2013-07-15 12:38 AM
  6. King_O_Hill's Avatar
    If he had filed suit in California there is a good chance he would win. jurors in California are notoriously foolish.
    I agree, they typically buy android phones and tablets too.

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    2013-07-15 01:02 AM
  7. Carvensno's Avatar
    If he had filed suit in California there is a good chance he would win. jurors in California are notoriously foolish.
    Speek for yourself!!! LMAO

    And only someone like you from NY spends more time on here TROLLING and bashing Apple products than spending time on Super Whiney Android Fanboy websites!!
    2013-07-15 01:27 AM
  8. iMatthew's Avatar
    this guy is an idiot when it comes to technology
    2013-07-15 02:27 AM
  9. slim.jim's Avatar
    Part-time lawyer, professional idiot.
    2013-07-15 02:41 AM
  10. Bo Troxell's Avatar
    Best laugh of the day so far... zowie
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    2013-07-15 02:42 AM
  11. Aft3rD4rk's Avatar
    This guy may as well end his stupid life now as he certainly doesn't deserve to be here among normal society.
    I cant believe the idiots that are allowed to walk this planet without consequence and lodge lawsuits.
    In Australia im sure the courts would look at this and tell him he needs to get a life and not to waste any more of the courts time.
    What a loser.
    2013-07-15 03:08 AM
  12. sheon's Avatar
    lmfao what a idiot no one forced you to look at porn u did so yourself there are parental controls in Mac anyway so um wtf? and blame the people who steal urls for people who mistype its not apples fault
    2013-07-15 03:47 AM
  13. segma98's Avatar
    Thank you apple for allowing me to watch women engaging in acts with the intent to do whatever....
    2013-07-15 04:12 AM
  14. Cmds187's Avatar
    Lol
    2013-07-15 04:16 AM
  15. luvmytj's Avatar
    Typical...

    Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
    He was looking for loopholes!
    2013-07-15 05:00 AM
  16. kmjames.762@gmail.com's Avatar
    Okay folks, here's what's up--he's dismissed by the courts because he is addicted to porn, and/or sex with younger women who are now more attractive than his wife to him. The behavior he is exhibiting in suing Apple is a typical addict behavior--not taking responsiblity for your own actions. That's because it's the disability that has him under its control. He needs therapy before the judge can allow this suit to proceed further.
    Remember, if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving may not be for you.-Anonymous
    2013-07-15 06:06 AM
  17. kalpesh78's Avatar
    Thank you apple for allowing me to watch women engaging in acts with the intent to do whatever....
    Imagine if it ever happens. Apple bans software that lets you access 'unsafe' content. SMS's, youtube, camera, dialing in/out, whatsapp, safari, and the list goes on.... everything will be banned. ouchh. That lawyer needs to shoot himself. Thats safe for all of us.
    2013-07-15 08:08 AM
  18. primalscream.40's Avatar
    I remember someone suing McDonald's over a cup of hot coffee that person actually won the case cause the cup didn't say caution hot contents. That's what's wrong with this world this day in time. SUEING OVER STUPID ***** Sh!T
    2013-07-15 05:00 PM
  19. Villebilly's Avatar
    No case at all but in our judicial system you never know. They need to increase court costs for all these frivolous cases.

    Why wasn't he using FB app?

    He claims he typed two letters wrong but the U is not near the the A and the K is not near the E.
    2013-07-15 05:00 PM
  20. GaMeperks's Avatar
    Wouldn't auto correct have sent him to Facebook .... Just saying!
    2013-07-15 06:13 PM
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